Panflowcad is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, duplicitous wyvern.

Panflowcad created energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Panflowcad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Panflowcad, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Panflowcad's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Panflowcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Erect three carbon sculptures of Panflowcad on top of important buildings.

3. Always help bats.

4. Panflowcad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not laugh in public.
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