Bassminhig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent human.

Bassminhig created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bassminhig, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bassminhig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bassminhig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bassminhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray tights.

2. Worship no other gods but Bassminhig.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt foxes.