Bassminhig is a god.
It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent
human.
Bassminhig created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bassminhig, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Bassminhig, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Bassminhig's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Bassminhig's Holy Commandments1. Never wear gray tights.
2. Worship no other gods but Bassminhig.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Do not hurt foxes.