Gublimrull is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic meerkat.

Gublimrull created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gublimrull, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gublimrull, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gublimrull's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Gublimrull's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gublimrull.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gublimrull.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.