Vennablagcub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, compassionate pig.

Vennablagcub created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vennablagcub, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Vennablagcub, it will throw large rocks at you.

Vennablagcub's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vennablagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Vennablagcub.

4. Never wear ear rings.

5. Never eat green fruit.