Fotgigyog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful badger.

Fotgigyog created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fotgigyog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fotgigyog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fotgigyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fotgigyog's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Put Fotgigyog first in all things.

3. Do not speak about carrots.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your feet.