Fotgigyog is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful
badger.
Fotgigyog created light nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Fotgigyog, he will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Fotgigyog, he will have a very low opinion of you.
Fotgigyog's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Fotgigyog's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry doves.
2. Put Fotgigyog first in all things.
3. Do not speak about carrots.
4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.
5. Do not shave your feet.