Talpoddon is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, effective walrus.

Talpoddon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talpoddon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Talpoddon, she will be very sad.

Talpoddon's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Talpoddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair fawn.

2. Talpoddon loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Talpoddon loves shrews, so they must be respected.
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