Jonbosscep is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered owl.

Jonbosscep created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jonbosscep, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jonbosscep, she will send minions to preach to you.

Jonbosscep's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jonbosscep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Do not wear zinc on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Jonbosscep.