Bugtaprap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, idiotic tapir.

Bugtaprap created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Bugtaprap, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bugtaprap, it will ignore you.

Bugtaprap's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Bugtaprap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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