Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless squirrel.

Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam, it will cry a lot.

Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam's Holy Commandments

1. Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam loves bats, so they must be honoured.

2. Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Cimtabspagkadwanfligdog Kadtonkdam on top of important buildings.