Vidyarlzag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, intelligent gerbil.

Vidyarlzag created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vidyarlzag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vidyarlzag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vidyarlzag's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Vidyarlzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Retreat if four doves approach from the west.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.