Habrilhogmegdib is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sapient jaguar.

Habrilhogmegdib created snails seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habrilhogmegdib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Habrilhogmegdib, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Habrilhogmegdib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Habrilhogmegdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.