Weeligxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent eagle.

Weeligxuck created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weeligxuck, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Weeligxuck, she will turn you into a worm.

Weeligxuck's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Weeligxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never wear orange corsets.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Worship no other gods but Weeligxuck.