Sadsadflap is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, fast tortoise.

Sadsadflap created Asia seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadsadflap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadsadflap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadsadflap's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sadsadflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Always obey Sadsadflap's priests.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always help sick birds.