Zaggatfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous donkey.

Zaggatfarn created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggatfarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zaggatfarn, she will turn you into a snail.

Zaggatfarn's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zaggatfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.