Fondummid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil warg.

Fondummid created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fondummid, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fondummid, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fondummid's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fondummid's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always obey Fondummid's priests.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fondummid.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.