Milflisapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent weasel.

Milflisapp created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Milflisapp, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Milflisapp, she will cry a lot.

Milflisapp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Milflisapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never mention otters.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Milflisapp.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.