Cem is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, unthoughtful
walrus.
Cem created the Small Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.
If you believe in
Cem, she will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cem, she will manifest in front of you.
Cem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Cem's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.
2. Never eat lemons.
3. Never go into magenta rooms.
4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
5. Never pour water over plants.