Lidnullcin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited dugong.

Lidnullcin created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Lidnullcin, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidnullcin, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Lidnullcin's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Lidnullcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Always help hamsters.