Vigsignel is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing wyrm.

Vigsignel created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigsignel, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vigsignel, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vigsignel's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vigsignel's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vigsignel.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

5. Always help porpoises in need.