Cenkamarm is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous tapir.

Cenkamarm created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenkamarm, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cenkamarm, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cenkamarm's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cenkamarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never wear cyan ear rings.

4. Always obey Cenkamarm's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.