Laptikfun is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, happy
dryad.
Laptikfun created a charm quark seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Laptikfun, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Laptikfun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.
Laptikfun's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.
Laptikfun's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat oranges.
2. Laptikfun loves eagles, so they must be respected.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never think about cell theory.
5. Do not drink alcohol.