Ratjintettibop is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, clever troll.

Ratjintettibop created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ratjintettibop, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratjintettibop, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ratjintettibop's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Ratjintettibop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Put Ratjintettibop first in all things.

3. Never wear violet boots.

4. Geese are not to be trusted.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.