Yarpfutmet is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful
bee.
Yarpfutmet created life six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yarpfutmet, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Yarpfutmet, it will not care.
Yarpfutmet's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Yarpfutmet's Holy Commandments1. Never go into orange rooms.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not stand on grass.