Sas is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able seal.

Sas created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Sas, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Sas' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.