Gonbiflog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fast fox.

Gonbiflog created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonbiflog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gonbiflog, it will destroy your favourite star.

Gonbiflog's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Gonbiflog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Never skip near hamsters.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Gonbiflog must be the most important thing in your life.