Fedjopjad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident coyote.

Fedjopjad created a quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedjopjad, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fedjopjad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fedjopjad's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Fedjopjad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never look at moons.