Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient manatee.

Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Yakyokzoglisttadrullsigxen loves rats, so they must be respected.