Lipbiflamnarl is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome swan.

Lipbiflamnarl created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Lipbiflamnarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lipbiflamnarl, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Lipbiflamnarl's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Lipbiflamnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Lipbiflamnarl on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.