Bablenvad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, stupid squirrel.

Bablenvad created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bablenvad, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bablenvad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bablenvad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bablenvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Do not cook food in pots.