Bafzod is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, prudent clam.

Bafzod created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Bafzod, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bafzod, it will turn you into a rock.

Bafzod's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Bafzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn shorts.

2. Erect three zinc sculptures of Bafzod on top of important buildings.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Hide from pink great tits for they are unholy.