Gonzagbod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented armadillo.

Gonzagbod created a quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gonzagbod, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gonzagbod, he will come to you in dreams.

Gonzagbod's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Gonzagbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry capybaras.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Gonzagbod on top of all buildings.