Nanmidzig is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, temperamental wasp.

Nanmidzig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanmidzig, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nanmidzig, he will throw large rocks at you.

Nanmidzig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Nanmidzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. You must pray to Nanmidzig six times a day.

4. Hide if five otters approach from the north.

5. Never wear violet stockings.