Fetquagtin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, astonishing swallow.

Fetquagtin created the solar system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetquagtin, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetquagtin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fetquagtin's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fetquagtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about rats.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fetquagtin on top of all buildings.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.