Dusskarwee is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, two-faced parrot.

Dusskarwee created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusskarwee, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dusskarwee, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dusskarwee's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Dusskarwee's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dusskarwee.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never jump in holy places.