Kimladbid Latyoknutt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, amazing crow.

Kimladbid Latyoknutt created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Kimladbid Latyoknutt, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimladbid Latyoknutt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kimladbid Latyoknutt's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Kimladbid Latyoknutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Hide from fawn cats for they are unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Always wear magenta.