Abbunlat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, wise naga.

Abbunlat created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Abbunlat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Abbunlat, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Abbunlat's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Abbunlat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not speak about limes.