Quillcaromt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, strong crab.

Quillcaromt created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Quillcaromt, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Quillcaromt, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Quillcaromt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Quillcaromt's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help doves in need.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.