Zodgandib is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Zodgandib created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Zodgandib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zodgandib, he will think nothing of it.

Zodgandib's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zodgandib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about comets.