Betfotcetfen is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, duplicitous lizard.

Betfotcetfen created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Betfotcetfen, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Betfotcetfen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Betfotcetfen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Betfotcetfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide if six cats approach from the north.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.