Sitcargof is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, strong coyote.

Sitcargof created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitcargof, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sitcargof, it will turn you into a frog.

Sitcargof's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sitcargof's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Sitcargof loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.