Jigfadnil is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty crane.

Jigfadnil created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jigfadnil, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jigfadnil, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Jigfadnil's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Jigfadnil's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.