Bunlikcep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous hedgehog.

Bunlikcep created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlikcep, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bunlikcep, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bunlikcep's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bunlikcep's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bunlikcep six times a day.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not trade with those who eat apples.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate aardvarks.

5. Always obey Bunlikcep's priests.