Xembothabfonfendoss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, capable parrot.

Xembothabfonfendoss created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Xembothabfonfendoss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Xembothabfonfendoss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Xembothabfonfendoss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Xembothabfonfendoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never hurt dolphins.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.