Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic shark.

Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam created the planet Venus seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hompiblop Xenjadgarjam.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.