Legrillsinvogyattbun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sage squid.

Legrillsinvogyattbun created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Legrillsinvogyattbun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legrillsinvogyattbun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Legrillsinvogyattbun's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Legrillsinvogyattbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

3. Never feed turnips to ants while wearing orange boots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.