Larggepbabarf is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, generous dingo.

Larggepbabarf created the solar system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Larggepbabarf, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larggepbabarf, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Larggepbabarf's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Larggepbabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine porpoises approach from the west.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never sit in the presence of horses.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Larggepbabarf.

5. Never eat bark.