Sigcunnill is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil
shrew.
Sigcunnill created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sigcunnill, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Sigcunnill, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Sigcunnill's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Sigcunnill's Holy Commandments1. Never wear mauve rings.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Never bounce near aardvarks.
5. Never wear jumpers.