Wiplitven is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, witless
meerkat.
Wiplitven created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wiplitven, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Wiplitven, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Wiplitven's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Wiplitven's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick manatees.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Never talk about moons.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.