Wiplitven is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless meerkat.

Wiplitven created a strange quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wiplitven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wiplitven, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wiplitven's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wiplitven's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick manatees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.