Bunstangun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent alligator.

Bunstangun created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunstangun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunstangun, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Bunstangun's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bunstangun's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. You must love Bunstangun.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about nebulae.