Jatbombitbog is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, cheerful human.

Jatbombitbog created a photon four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jatbombitbog, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jatbombitbog, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Jatbombitbog's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Jatbombitbog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Do not take Jatbombitbog's name in vain.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.